

Silly Love SongI love you with my dark blue jeans And my old scuffed combat boots, From the very top leaves of my maple tree To it's tinniest, deep-hidden roots.Silly Love Song
I love you with my music Played upon the violin, I love you with my dark brown curls And the scar upon my chin.
I love you in my English class With each sentence that I write, I love you in the longest day
And through the darkest night.
So may this poem make you smile And your eyes shine their brightest blue, As I sit here with my silly grin And sing my love song to you.


The Devil's Gaze(The setting is 1950's Oklahoma. Maybelle, a sixteen-year-old married woman, sits at her kitchen table. She's wearing a worn housedress, and appears older than she should)The Devil's Gaze
Maybelle: I really think it was the eyes what done it. Oh, he cut a handsome figure, of course, tall and strong-lookin', with a smile that would just about melt your heart to look at, but the one thing that boy really had, more'n anythin' else, was his eyes. Beautiful eyes, they was. Round, and big as golf balls, seemed like. It gave him a kind of perpetually surpris


Twatitus- Condition or Idiocy?Twatitus is a common mental condition suffered by almost all men at some point in their lives, or in a very tragic case, their entire lives. To somebody who is unfamililar with the condition, Twatitus is generally the concept of a man doing something stupid. However, when you become more experienced with the condition (aka, you get screwed over almost as much as I do) you will come to discover that there are many different cases of Twatitus.Twatitus- Condition or Idiocy?
Here are the most recognised cases, specific problems will often be a mixture of types.
Twatitus [Type A]
The most frequent type that occurs in men, is T